{"id":177,"date":"2007-01-15T20:42:18","date_gmt":"2007-01-16T03:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/2007\/01\/15\/more-humor-from-1996\/"},"modified":"2020-03-07T20:43:42","modified_gmt":"2020-03-08T03:43:42","slug":"more-humor-from-1996","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/more-humor-from-1996\/","title":{"rendered":"More &#8220;Humor&#8221; from 1996"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s more Humor from this website circa 1996:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>Cute names for the not so cute Cicada:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p># Flying cigar butts<br \/>\n# Flying turds<br \/>\n# The harbingers of apocalypse<br \/>\n# Impromptu doggie treats, hors d&#8217;oeuvres, missing Monopoly piece, etc&#8230;<br \/>\n# Satan&#8217;s Parakeets<br \/>\n# Living hair curlers<br \/>\n# The name of an annoying acquaintance (example: &#8220;Blitzers&#8221;)<br \/>\n# Tree roaches<br \/>\n# Airbourne car alarms<br \/>\n# Sleeping bag buddies\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s more Humor from this website circa 1996: Cute names for the not so cute Cicada: # Flying cigar butts # Flying turds # The harbingers of apocalypse # Impromptu doggie treats, hors d&#8217;oeuvres, missing Monopoly piece, etc&#8230; # Satan&#8217;s Parakeets # Living hair curlers # The name of an annoying acquaintance (example: &#8220;Blitzers&#8221;) # [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cicada-mania"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicadamania.com\/cicadas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}